<?php
//
// Dead Servers. Blown PSUs. Fried Hard Drives. What will happen to these damn servers next?
// Who knows. For now you and I will just leave it be and look at the "other" "working" sections of the site.
// Atleast until I can get a new rack PSU. Till then, this will work just fine.
//
// In case you really don't know, this is trevorj homeland, the DECCO.
// owner of skywww, part of the beginning of the one-and-only NeoturbineNET
// starter of the KIT KAT REVOLUTION, loner of the .com
// ex-garage fellow, closet-geek at best, meet-er and greet-er of jimmy morrisson at worst.
//
//
$checkthisshitoutnow = array(
"irc" => "irc://irc.skywww.net:6667/#neoturbine",
"files" => "http://skywww.net/files/",
"websvn" => "http://websvn.skywww.net",
"wiki" => "http://wiki.skywww.net",
"mail" => "http://mail.intheskywithdiamonds.net",
"calendar" => "http://calendar.intheskywithdiamonds.net",
);
//
$checkthisshitoutlater = array(
"NeoturbineNET" => "http://neoturbine.net",
"eli" => "http://echoline.ath.cx",
);
//
?>
<html>
<head>
<title><?= woop($thereitis) ?></title>
</head>
<body>
<?php
procrastination($iseasy);
dosomething($withyourfuckinglife);
dontbeasimple($middletondouchebag);
codepoets($arewhereitsat);
?>
</body>
</html>